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Crack Phonecain

The addiction to your phone. Including, but not limited to; texting, talking, self portraits, and using apps.
My phone is like Crack! Crack Phonecain, that is! I can't stop using!
by Amigas March 2, 2013
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Dialing the Cell Phone

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.
by Beanhunter June 11, 2006
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I-phone, bitch

2 words who are used when trying to ridiculise someone who shows any music player other than another I-phone.
Jack: Haha! Look at my shiny new mp3!

Zac:(Shows i-phone) I-phone, bitch!

Jack: Dang I got owned.
by Mokx October 14, 2008
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Banana Phone

A rather entertaining animated show on many websites. I personally saw it first on ebaumsworld.com.

I can summarize the plot by saying that it's about a song called Banana Phone that makes people insane.
Man, I love Banana Phone! ...But I've had it stuck in my head for three days! It's kind of annoying.
by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005
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phone job

The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.
Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.
by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006
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phone jones

Someone who loves to talk on da phone
Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones
by dogmeatz January 18, 2008
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Does your phone do this...

A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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