Egg Person

A person that appears to be an egg with short, waddling legs and flabby arms and can float on the surface of water. This person is basically an egg with pants.

The Egg Person waddled towards me.

by Jay Colon November 28, 2016

Dick person

When a "woman" of power is really a man, pretending to be a woman in high positions of authority.

Michelle Obama is a dick person by being the first first man, not the first lady by having a penis in a position of power pretending to be a woman.

by Rowdorr August 2, 2019

coot person

A person who has no inherent value or sway within a group; a worthless, inept, or low-status person within a social group.

"Man, don't waste yo' time talking to Chris. He's a coot person!"

by The Old Master May 7, 2016

Newsfeed personality

When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves

Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?

Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.

by HatersRinTheBuilding July 6, 2011

Vanilla Person

A person that is simple. Like a vanilla reader, they don't like stuff like sex thing in books of in real life. Of course that doesn't mean that they don't have sex. Most things that they like are innocent and sweet.

May include- violence, sex and more If you are a vanilla person/reader DON'T READ

by ^0^ January 2, 2021

TSC Person

Toiler Seat Cover Person, TSC people are nasty in general. They're metaphorically covered in piddle and shit scent. They tend to smell shit everywhere they go, but never look at themselves as the culprit

A person who is just as useless and disgusting as a Toilet Seat Cover

W: “Aw man, Chris has been pouring work on me and kissing my ass all the time”

C: “I fucking know, he’s just a TSC Person”

by cars are cool October 18, 2021

Personal admin

Masturbation.

"Hey Dan are you coming out to O'Connellys?"
"There's no women at that bar, I'd rather stay in and do some personal admin"

by qw_as_zx_po_lk_mn August 22, 2016