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periodic full attention 

It's effectively more or less synonymous with Constant Partial Atention.
So much to do, man, all you can do these days is give CPA to all of them. That way at least everyone gets periodic full attention (PFA).

period dodge 

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

period friend 

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

Period Painting 

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
Period Painting by PennWard December 1, 2011

Periode Sauce

Have you had your Periode sauce yet ?
Periode Sauce by WTF!hihih February 3, 2012

Periodonalitis

A mix better periodontal disease and gingivitis.
The patient had periodonalitis in which his gum were bleeding and his breath stunk.
Periodonalitis by Evelise September 26, 2013