grocery store perfection 

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere

"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

grocery store perfection by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018

eighty-five percenter 

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

eighty-five percenter by but for October 12, 2018

100% true perfection 

My best friend Dakota from Instagram, she's the true embodiment of 100% perfection! Ilysm Dakota you might think I'm crazy for this but I want you to know how much you mean to me. ❤

My best friend Dakota is 100% true perfection!

100% true perfection by WWEFANGIRLY20 December 30, 2018

My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

My Hair is Perfect by jbarryd March 6, 2020

is cyamae perfect? 

Cyamae is the most perfect girl in the world if she says she’s not she’s lying as they know they are

Is Cyamae perfect? Cyamae is the most perfect girl in the world

is cyamae perfect? by Anonymous 0000000000 February 23, 2021

Snake that shits perfect rats. 

1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.

Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."

Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."

Snake that shits perfect rats. by Johnrad March 22, 2022

Ruby Is Perfect 

Ruby is perfect, she's beautiful, elegant, crazy in a good way and is always there for you if you need her.

Ruby is perfect, I wish I was her!!

Ruby Is Perfect by ThatsAGirl April 19, 2022