Auxiliary girlfriend

Is a good friend of your girlfriend who is of great assistance to her and because of that she has became an auxiliary

Dont trip that's red my auxiliary girlfriend s

by Scound valley November 19, 2025

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

girlfriend

It's a piece of equipment for plessure.

My girlfriend is a interactive sextoy

by KingoftheChaoz June 23, 2020

Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is something every man (woman if you're gay) wants. You always want to make them happy, and when she's sad, so are you. You always want to make her happy, cuddle her with your arms. You cuddle with her close when it's cold. And when she's sad, you feel sad too, or spend hours trying to calm her down. When she's angry at someone either you are too or you defend her or try to calm her down. A girlfriend is something you'll never have, but always wish you did. (the stuff below is kinda cringe tbh)

Alex: Oh look, your gf is crying over there-
Y/N: -runs off to find your imaginary girlfriend-
Alex: o-o dude she's not actually crying I was jokin' she not even real-

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO November 25, 2021