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Moff The Muff

To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.
On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.
by Jonny Cole’s December 12, 2020
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muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina
when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina
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muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.
"Damn, she's got a nice muff"
by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021
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Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 6, 2012
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Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012
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Muff

A comical saying, commonly used as an ending to an insult, includes the forms of muffing, muffed, muffs or muff-dick. It can be used as an expression of disappointment or disgust usually after a ugly bricked shot in a game of 4 on 4 Lifetime basketball or in the situation of guy getting rejected by the hot girl next door, who is also a slut. In noun form, calling somebody a Muff is basically like saying, wow you're an extremely lame asshole with no game of any sort. This phrase is used by teenagers throughout Minnesota and can surprisingly indicate joy or laughter when said in a easy-going predicament.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe to Dave - "Hey nice shot asshole! *Fart noise* MUFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

Dave to Joe - "Oh fuck you dude."

EXAMPLE #2
Jake - "Bro did you end up getting your ding dong rubbed by that slew next door?"
Armin - "Nah man, I thought I had her on lockdown but her dad was home."
Jake- "Hahahahaha muffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

EXAMPLE #3
Reggie - "Did you hear about the new shake-weight? It looks like somebody's masturbating when they use it."
Damian - "Oh no way hahaha, that's only something a muff would use."
Reggie - "Shit, these damn muffs are taking over the world nowadays!"
by Pizza guy 101 September 1, 2013
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