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mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.
by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022
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melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.
"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015
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West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.
by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021
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mickey mouse

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!
by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022
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Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year
Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr
by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024
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