Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

Cookie Monster Show

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

slug monster

a girl that's different looking

Person 1: is she hot?
Person 2: well... she's unique looking...
Person 1: so... she's a slug monster?

by Crispy Coco April 8, 2008

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

by ant-tony July 31, 2009

Wiggly Monster

When one dances in a way as to stir a shocked but overtly humoured reaction.

For example; Wow it looks like that guy was possessed by the wiggly monster!

He totally wigglyed on the d-floor last nite

Did you see that you tube clip of the guy dancing like the wiggly monster?

by Wiglette January 4, 2010

to monsterize

This verb must be use when a guy with a monster cock fucks a girl in a special place. It could be either in the bathroom, in the park, at school or on the kitchen floor as in the following example.

To monsterized in the past tense...

Carl Giroux monsterized a pussy on the kitchen floor.

by Cedrika February 4, 2010

Kankle-Monster

See above ^

Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster

by Petardi July 7, 2010