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Michael Ryu

He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.
Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"
by Richard Speed 4000 December 3, 2019
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michael is gay

a gay person by the name michael who likes people by the name ronnie juan angelo lucas
,michael is gay, when he dreams of ronnie
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michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person
Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver
by lilrocketman December 6, 2017
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Michael Clifford

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018
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Shane-Michael

Shane-Michael is a quite but cool guy to hang around with. With brown hair and eyes, and makes any girl want to date him.
Hey have you seen Shane-Michael today?
by CN799 September 24, 2020
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Michael Mitchell

some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.
'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'
by dullafell1 June 11, 2020
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Michael jackson

Beautiful kind hearted man who was overlooked and judged. A boy at heart and a GENIUS. Michael is someone who had a humongous heart to share out to the world, and such a wonderful smile that left many speechless. And his talents were wonderful and inspired the world.
-idiot: Michael Jackson is horrible!

-me: If you made grown man cry by preforming then maybe you could place that opinion for yourself ;)
by Themagnificentpickle July 24, 2018
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