Matthew

He’s the type of guy who gets all the bitches, and he’s cash as fuck. Matthew is the true god, getting bitches left and right. You don’t wanna mess with the blonde haired, blue eyed, champion wearing, bod slamming, god!

Holy shit is that Matthew? Bow down quick before he beats you up, with his nine inch hammer! Watch out this man is crazy

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

Matthew Tutchell

the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...

hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell

by josh petitt September 9, 2010

matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 19, 2014

Matthew Chui

He is a very on 9boi who studies in La Salle College. He sucks at maths, but is kind of better than Chiu Popo. He hates 8745 and Wan Lo . He

You suck at maths!
You son of a Matthew Chui

by Look at this dude 8745 December 8, 2019

matthew dunn

Matthew dun is a wierd kid i dont understand how he gets girls with him being like a 4/10 in looks its very impressive its a Enigma to me

Matthew dunn looks like side the sloth.

by Ezrie1986 April 11, 2020

matthew i

A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well

Matthew I is a strange gentleman

by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 25, 2017