Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.

People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Dwayne Martin

A big hunky daddy who has a penis larger than the kraken. He does not fear death and has a love spell that will make ANYONE fall for him. He especially has a liking for William Turner.

“Dwayne Martin could choke me!”

by Daddy Dylan🧴 October 19, 2021

Martin

Martin is the type of guy who has no emotions. Natália is suitable for Martin, but it never takes her courage to tell her, even though he is in love with her up to her ears. He's not very good at bed, and his relationships won't last long.

Person A: Who is good in bed?
person B: Martin certainly not

by Vilči November 21, 2021

Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

Martin

1). A shiny spherical object. 2). A human or animal that has a totally hairless head.

Eg. Look at that coot, it’s as bald as a Martin.

by Ryanbr1 November 16, 2025