Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
by Koogai February 19, 2020
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Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.
My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.
by Jackeylad November 15, 2018
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Hulk's packed lunch

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch
by Skeet boy February 08, 2023
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Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.
"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".
by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025
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sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.
Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.
by Ergosum May 11, 2017
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Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 08, 2023
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Lunch Money

In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.
Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.
by BlueNerve January 01, 2021
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