Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape

Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Knee Knocker

A person who sends you on a wild goose chase for something that's not real.

Bro, you are such a Knee Knocker!"

by NessPlays64 September 29, 2025

Pack of Knee

A ghetto group of black people

oh look over there its a pack of knee!

by Cfazzy31 November 26, 2025

Embiid Knees

Fragile.

Comes from NBA player Joel Embiid's inability to stay healthy.

"Yo, I'm walking with fine china here. Talkin' Embiid Knees, MF!!"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Black Knees

a condition where ur born with black knees and u have to scrub it with tumeric to make it lighter.

damn i have black knees
just use tumeric
slay, it worked

by potato1109 February 3, 2025

3-knees

a sus guy

SAYS A SUS JOKE
YOU ARE SUCH A 3-KNEES

by chargingvindiction4 March 11, 2025