Kei is a very good smash bros player who simps for Joker. He's chaotic in a good way. He can tell you about all the important animes to know about. Sometimes he'll pull really good advice out of nowhere.
by Bo_Raichu_King November 24, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

he’s the kindest and most considerate person you’ll meet. really career driven and that’s one thing you’ll really admire about him. he’s my first love
by catloverr69 November 22, 2021

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Key is the sweetest most handsome boy you’ll ever meet he always puts others before himself no matter how he’s feeling he’s very respectful and an overall beautiful person anyone would be lucky to have key in their life he’s someone you’d never wanna lose.
Q: Hey have you talked to that boy over there?
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!
D: Yeah! His name is key he’s really nice you should go talk to him!!
by Yourlocalweeniesucker November 21, 2023

That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler
Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.
by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020

by noonecares8733 March 28, 2022
