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Staten Island Peekaboo 

A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).
True liberation cannot be attained until you've experienced a Staten Island Peekaboo.

Staten Island Plastic 

Women (all caucasian) in Staten Island all get their breast augmentation at the same place, so all the women over forty have identical looking aftermarket breasts.
I can't wait to hit the Midland Beach this summer to see all that Staten Island Plastic laying out gettin some sun...

short island 

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.
"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"
short island by wujin June 7, 2023

Ram Island Yacht Club 

the best yacht club ever. it always has the best instructors (except for seàn 🤮). located in connecticut. way better than ness
Ram Island Yacht Club is the best yacht club ever!

Shelter Island,N.Y. 

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.
“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.

Rhode Island Party Pizza

When 8 or more guys ejaculate on your face and then proceed to throw sliced pepperoni on your ejaculated face.
"My skin looks so great today after being the subject of a Rhode Island Party Pizza last night"