A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.
by sicksega February 05, 2010
The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
by crossedcords February 05, 2010
Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."
...Canada's History...
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."
...Canada's History...
by CheoTrawford February 05, 2010
When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 05, 2010
According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.
I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.
by Maxwell GS February 05, 2010
The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
by Blue orange February 05, 2010
An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup
I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night
by OneCrazyCanadian February 05, 2010