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Hairy Tarantula

A vagina that is so hairy it appears to be a tarantula
Dude, that girls got a Hairy Tarantula!
by Ballz12354 February 17, 2022
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hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm
You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!
by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024
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Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024
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Hairy vanbrackle

The small tuft of hair above the small of the back.
When he wears that crop top his hairy vanbrackle pops.
by Bees33 September 21, 2023
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Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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