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glass parking lot

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.
Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot
by Dr. Strangerlove February 1, 2006
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green glass love

To love someone for who they are not what they have. Otherwise known as true love. Coined by the play "Thoroughly modern Millie"
Muzzy: So, you see snookums, you really can marry your boss after all.
Millie: Who cares I found myself a green glass love.

Spencer: Mathias is poor.
Emily: so, what we have is a green glass love!
by I heart Mathias December 21, 2007
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Grassley Rule

1. A precedent for the exclusive use of partisan politics when determining whether a nominee to the Supreme Court should be confirmed.

2. An excuse for those who wish to ignore their responsibilities without facing consequences.

Established by Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa, when as Chair of the Judiciary Committee led the unprecedented obstruction of a nominee to the Supreme Court.
Senators referenced the Grassley rule as justification to oppose the President's nomination to the Supreme Court.

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy (playing video games): Nah
Mom: Did you take out the trash?

Timmy (still playing games): Nah Mom
Mom: Why not?

Timmy (shrugs): Grassley Rule
by ProgressIowa January 24, 2017
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Glasses Jasses Superbrasses

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.
John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!
by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020
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The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.
Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.
by Stassii December 26, 2018
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Splash The Glass

The act of masturbating in a peep booth and coming all over the glass partition that separates you from the naked girl.
Peep Booth Girl: "Hey fellas... c'mon in and splash the glass for me".
Other Peep Booth Girl: "Don't be shy. Lemme see you jack off and splash the glass".
by tmdoom June 1, 2015
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