glark

1. To express disappointment, disgust, or annoyance of an event.

2. An interjection to reply in modesty and slight embarrassment.

1. "Oh glark!" Dave said when he missed the football that was tossed to him.

2. Sarah: "Your dress is really cute Tracy!"

Tracy: "Oh glark!"

by scammer dude May 11, 2011

stained glass window

believed to be the remnants of a feudal alien race that would use the fragile object to reflect the rays of the sun and blind their enemies with an aurora of colorful light only to spare enough time to make a meatloaf

He threw the stained glass window onto the rock and it shattered into pieces.

by Kuckoo birdies September 13, 2003

Glasgow Tooth Brush

Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum.

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.

by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008

olive-tasting glassblower

A homosexual pothead

Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.

by i done know December 30, 2007

glass sandwich

a woman becomes very angry at her boyfriend. and right befor her next blow job she puts shards of glass in her mouth creating the worst blowjob experience of his life. but many do it because they actually enjoy it

"if i catch you with her again its gonna be glass sandwich for you mister"

by Doug Grafton March 19, 2007

glas

Ostensibly unbroken glass.

No mistaken that glas with yer ass.

by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

Off The Glass

To leave or to exit. Possibly derived from the term 'bounce'.

- "This party sucks, I'm going off the glass"

by Wakafla94 March 14, 2011