How to Give a Cat a Bath

1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it

I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....

by Someone who is Me June 1, 2018

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

by Pedobar October 27, 2011

give me some butt

A way of saying 'give me a piece of ass'

Inmate1: Whatchu want, fool?

Inmate2: Give me some butt, nigga!

by Solja May 17, 2006

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

giving up the dookie

The act of an individual allowing his/her partner to make an insertion into their asshole.

She likes giving up the dookie.

by she gives me the dookie May 18, 2010

gives good head rubs

Added to tinder bios and other social platforms is code for being good at giving head.

“Gives good head rubs”

by Mrtyrtle33 July 23, 2019

Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?

Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.

by P.Sat November 2, 2009