ghost message

A message that sent and then immediately deleted.

Guy 1 and 2: *are involved in a conversation, sometimes with others*
Guy 3: *sends message in another chat*
Guy 1, immediately: *clicks away*
Guy 2, immediately: *random message, probably spam*
Guy 2, immediately: *deletes random message*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3, immediately: *clicks back to see what the random message was*
Random Message: *is not there*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3: i clicked away for one second and you sent a ghost message

by Vexian Empire November 7, 2020

ghost-shave

youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!

"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"

by Krkič January 4, 2020

ghost king

The ghost of a dead king

I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Ghost Tentacle

When a mans penis is so small you just can't feel it.

Last night, sex was awful, it just felt like I was being ghost tentacled.

by hahahaha92007 May 28, 2014

seasonal ghost

A ghost or apparition that only makes it's appearance during a specific season (fall, winter, ect).

The lights only flicker in January because that's when our seasonal ghost Hector comes around.

by Tree Lover December 25, 2015

Daddies ghost

When your father takes his penis and cums in your eyes making you unable to see

John = ohh I gave my daughter some of my daddies ghost

by Whenudaddybeatsu October 24, 2019

ghost gears

When you’re cycling up a massive hill and you keep reaching to the gear shifter for an easier gear.

I was pedaling up Flowing Springs Rd and kept tapping my shifter for the non existent ghost gears to help with my suffering

by Lucky Hill Rider March 21, 2021