Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021

flerlage

usually the last name of very sexy human being.

Riley Flerlage is looking very hot today. <3

by BruhManlol October 18, 2021

fledgelord

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples

After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.

by Uriel, the archangel of deez September 9, 2021

Flex or fold

The act of “putting your money where your mouth is” by rising to the occasion or backing down. Much like “nut up or shut up”, it is a challenge to someone who has said that they would do something to show strength—usually an aggressive or bold course of action. It is frequently an ultimatum to call someone’s bluff after they’ve been running off at the mouth about what they could or would do in any given situation. The term is used to shut down foolish declarations made by wanna-be types who have something to prove to themselves and others, but they often lack the ability to follow through.

Girl #1: “If Karly tries to step to me, she can catch these hands!”

Girl #2: “I think Karly might have heard what you said…she’s coming over here.”

Girl #1: “I don’t care if she heard!”

Karly: “Oh, yeah?!? Flex or fold!”

Girl #1: “JK, Karly…you know you’re my girl.”

(After mean-mugging Girl #1)

Karly: “That’s what I thought.”

by Gemini Grammarian February 4, 2022

Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.

Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.

by kendoobious February 10, 2022

flexo

when you can pull more than one person. they all know it but keep coming back 😫

yo wayne ova there?? nah dont fw him hes mad flexo.

by royaa June 15, 2022

flenge

for every day of your life, for every time you sin, for every moment of bliss and every moment of pain, flenge is there. when you act from love, or from rage, when you look to Allah, or when you look to darkness, flenge flows through you and everyone you know. when the people have been through too much and seen too many of their own crushed under the boots of the oppressor and rise up in the name of liberty and justice and a dream of utopia, and, yea, when hatred spreads through the crowd, and whispers become poisoned knives, and dictators rule with a fist forged from the worst of a man's heart, the stones and the rivers and the trees will sing of flenge. flenge was here before and will be here long, long after.

FLENGE

...for those oh-so-flenge moments.

"Damien! DAMIEN! come back here right now! oh my f***ing god! why are you so flenge?!"

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED October 8, 2022