finest of fine

Malia Nakasone

She’s the finest of fine she makes me second guess whether luck is real because I lucked out with this angel;

by 3005 October 20, 2017

First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

Firster

To be more first than the first person

You might be first but I am firster

by Jdjxndcjckj j December 27, 2017

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.

Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.

by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019

first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

by cccasee April 25, 2019