filth

The deepest staglamite of a vagina cave.
Sometimes called the "mostmoist."
The cream udha crop uhda gummy gumdrop.

Stony: It hilt the filth last night with Becca.

Jay: Yeah, but I cleaned up Ali's filthier filth.

Stony: You win, Ali's filthy.

by OfficialSchmitty May 16, 2014

gas filter

Whipping out your dick to a girl so your dick can be sucked.

Man, I just put my gas filter in your girl's mouth

by Kaleb Anthony December 29, 2008

A filthie

A dirty or arousing selfie

That scank last night from the bar sent me A filthie of her snatch

by Jonny fuckin cashed July 28, 2014

dripping in filth

having so much filthyness, that you are one of the select few who sweats, pisses, and spits awesomeness.

see: filthy

When michael jordan played he was dripping in filth.

by Schalcat or The Cat April 30, 2009

Pull out filters

A usual mistake foreigners make when trying to say "Put Out Feelers"

I'll pull out filters to see if anyone is interested on your ticket

by unluckylarry April 24, 2011

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

by Mr. F November 28, 2004