feet sweep

The act of using one's tarsals and phalanges to direct the flow toward a common point, commonly done in a shower.

After some self enjoyment, the feet sweep must be done to get rid of the evidence.

by Mac Daddy P.H.D. December 29, 2013

'Fects'

'The fects' circa 1960's 70's Manchester child school playground speak: is an imaginary condition that the smelly or deprived kids at school had or carried, and if you were friendly with said kids were at risk of being socially outcast and becoming a sufferer, carrier or monger of the same 'FECTS' (EFFECTS)

''Don't play with him cos he's got the 'fects', his ma sews his underpants into his trousers!''

by Gadjit December 28, 2018

Green Fees

Ash from marijuana blunts.

A butler of a rich man once asked, "may I collect your green fees sir?". The rich man then replied, "Why yes, you may collect the ash of my blunt."

by Chord & Rythm June 22, 2006

hurricane feet

variation on porn feet, marked by chipped nail polish and dirty feet bottoms. Common during hurricane season on the US gulf coast (June - November).

Girl, your porn feet just upgraded to category 2 hurricane feet since Ike hit town.

by stephanephrine October 30, 2008

jungle feet

feet like a primate, making tree climbing easier. Also, feet that are so dirty, they leave streaks on your carpet, tile, shower floor, etc

Jimmy must have jungle feet. He sure dirtied up the shower floor with those things. Oh Jimmy Jungle Feet! Clean your filth.

by Psychodrama July 27, 2012

Second hand feels

It's the feelings you get when you're favorite tv/anime character dies or anything bad happens in the show which makes you feel.

Second hand because it is not happening in real life.

"Man I'm feeling down because of these damn second hand feels."

"Oh shit you watched The Boi in the Striped Pajamas?"

"Yeah man now I'm depressed"

by JayPK June 16, 2016

Feeter

a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.

That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.

by My357Magnum January 23, 2006