Retartive dyskenesia

When a normal person acts like they are mentally incapable (retarted)

Come on bro let's go, now quit acting retarted. You have serious case of retartive dyskenesia.

by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

Reproductive dysphoria

A profound state of dissatisfaction or discomfort resulting from real or perceived reproductive capability (i.e. ability/inability to become pregnant or ability/inability to impregnate) not matching one's internal sense of identity. Can occur on its own, such as for childfree people, or be part of gender dysphoria and is made worse by bingoing or misgendering respectively.

"I've always known I never wanted to be a mother, but I hate that my body is capable of getting pregnant and wish it couldn't. I have reproductive dysphoria."
"I've always wanted to be a mother and carry a child, but I was born male and medical science hasn't caught up yet. I have reproductive dysphoria."

by gorpoglorp March 13, 2023

Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 19, 2023

The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it

Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes

by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023

lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get

Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass

by Tatelangdonluvr April 8, 2023

American dysphoria

American dysphoria- Hating being american, wanting more spice.

“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!

by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023