Docking

When a circumsized man puts his foreskin over an uncirumsised dudes dick. Like when spaceships dock.

"hey Sam, lets start docking like they do in starwars"
"sorry eddie, we're both not cicumsised."

by sameddyjonnybarry April 10, 2010

Emily Dickinson

Some stupid cunt that wrote poetry and sucked it hard at life. She locked herself up in her damn house then worried her ass to death. Possibly committed suicide.

Emily Dickinson's poetry sucked just as bad as her dome.

Emily Dickinson's poetry reminds me of a 5th street whore, cheap, depressing, and repetitive.

by Price-Line-Negotiator April 2, 2008

Donald Duckin' It

After sexual intercourse, when the male finds his shirt first, puts it on while looking for pants or underwear. Thus walking around the room naked from the waist down.

Dude, after I fucked Darla I was Donald Duckin' It for a good three minutes. I finally found my boxers.

by thr33bestfriends July 11, 2011

Docking for Punky

When a short blonde haired gentleman likes strange and unusual thing.

Did you hear Brian is Docking for Punky, yeah that guys a creep.

by xxxpintoxxx April 16, 2010

Dickitch

When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.

Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!

by Barood August 25, 2012

dickionary

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick

"that dude is such a dickionary!"

by Impossibear April 19, 2015

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

by therealdougie March 7, 2011