David

A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes to his room and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend. He then pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Look at that David.

by The Entire Population Of Canada March 9, 2015

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Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.

Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.

by D Winsauer August 16, 2006

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David Perez

This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.

Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame

Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky

Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams

by Lilac Wonders Midnight Dreams January 21, 2018

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Dirty David

When you have a sexual attraction to your cat and find out that cats won’t lick off peanut butter like dogs do

The cat just got out of the shelter, but he was being a dirty David anyways

by RandomJap November 30, 2020

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David Rust

Someone who is a movie star, and is often seen in films such as, Star Warz: Return of the Phantom Empire Clones, and someone who portrays a mexican ganster in El Noche De la Chupacbra. A David Rust is also someone who is often seen being super cool, and is also often hanging with his super cool friends. Other names for a David Rust are just Rust, Rusty, Rustman, Huey junior, little Huey, Blah, Pepe, Peeps, Peepster, and of course Daveykins Sugarcakes.

Wow you know David Rust...He is super cool
He was DaveyKins Sugarlips but now he is DaveyKins Sugarcakes
I wish i was cool as David Rust

by someone July 4, 2004

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