Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.

Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.

by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

dave gaming

a person named dave who usually takes act in the activity called "gaming"

A: hey look, its dave gaming!
B: wow, he sure is gaming.

by dave gaming June 24, 2021

Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019

Dave Seville

David "Dave" Seville is a fictional human character from the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise.

Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

dave grohl

dave grohl is my father but imma make a definition on him that is nsfw

krist ; hey wanna fuck dave grohl 😏

dave ; yes krist 🤪

dave ; uh-huh krist 😫😫 oh yea!! 😫😫

by ava lane grohl February 28, 2022

fenkell dave

Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!

That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll

by bobby098 October 29, 2015