Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro

Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

by DarkFloyd724 January 27, 2009

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Don't Flop

fans are unfunny gay arse lickers who have a taste for shit bars and unfunny jokes

bend over and take it in the back door, in the name of don't flop

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Dontbescarried

The quickly whispered phrase a gay man says to his young lover as he's getting ready to plunge his penis into their butthole. It can sometimes also be uttered when there is a fecal accident as a result of said buttsex.

"Dontbescarried, Tyrone. It'll only hurt at first."

"There's shit all over your mom's futon, but dontbescarried, we'll blame it on the dog."

by Rutherfoo June 30, 2008

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donttis

the fake mythological greek god of idiots.

the root of current english term of "dumbass".

anyone who is a donttis is not a moron, but a completely useless waste of mental capacity.

donttis' are often, but not always, homeschool, or as they prefer to say it, "hoemthkul".

prime examples of donttis' include whitest kids you know, that idiot in your class and jim zorn.

mark, why are you such a donttis?

you have now reached the next level of stupidity: donttis.

by edona January 5, 2010

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