by iheartneals June 13, 2008
Get the w.a.r.d. mug.When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.
Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
by $p00n May 10, 2011
Get the Financial A.I.D.S. mug.A.R.D (abbr. Anti-Rape Device*) adjective.
An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.
* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.
An outfit or item of clothing either so complicated or so ugly that even a rapist wouldn't bother to try and do you.
* disclaimer: there are some sicko's out there that even a poncho and track pants won't stop.
1) Jeans so tight and therefore difficult to remove that they function as to stop a rapist in their path; e.g. 'Man, my jeans are an A.R.D. , it took me ten minutes to get them on today' .
2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '
2) An outfit or item of clothing so unattractive, it wards off potential rapists. E.g. 'This hoodie is so gross, it's such an A.R.D. but I don't care, I'm compfy.'. or 'Man, did you see what she was wearing?! Total A.R.D. '
by Krave-ing April 2, 2011
Get the A.R.D. mug.When an athlete (for example Wide Receiver) develops an unexplained, mysterious and disabling illness of unknown origin, prognosis, and duration.
Jeremy Maclin has been sick for four months. At first they thought it was Mono, but it turns out he has WR.A.I.D.S!
by Black Steel August 14, 2011
Get the WR.A.I.D.S mug.Alcohol-Induced-Drizzle-Shits. Caused buy drinking an excessive amount of Alcohol. Diarrhea is common and frequent leaving you dizzy, uncomfortable, and usually a tender butthole from wipping so much.
Doing those keg stands and chugging a couple four lokos has given me A.I.D.S all day and now I cant sit straight in class!
by Flcorjdab10 September 27, 2011
Get the A.I.D.S mug.by Imma PIMP August 1, 2007
Get the A I D S mug.Acronym. Dave's Environmental Quality Act. C.E.Q.A.
A much simpler process than the California Environmental Quality Act. All Statements of Overriding Consideration are issued by Dave (that would be me).
A much simpler process than the California Environmental Quality Act. All Statements of Overriding Consideration are issued by Dave (that would be me).
"That project could have significant environmental impacts. It's subject to the D.E.Q.A. process. Hope he's in a good mood."
by Gongfarmer October 20, 2008
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