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swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.
I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.
by BDBCage October 14, 2010
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Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!
by UKCPD October 9, 2008
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what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.
PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??
by shaun white is a hotiee January 28, 2007
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I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009
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fortune cookie

by AYB February 19, 2003
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squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.
The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.
by Wiseman June 27, 2006
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The Cookie Game

A group of males gather around a cookie and all masturbate as quickly as they can, aiming at the cookie. The last person to cum if forced to eat the cookie.
by T--Money August 28, 2006
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