commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur May 20, 2018

Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018

Committea

Committea
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.

Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.

by Politihate September 29, 2018

comminatory

It means threatening, or vengeful.

"Wow, that man is very comminatory."

by duuwey October 11, 2018

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018