sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

Devils condom

The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.

After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.

by Henrythe8888 March 9, 2021

Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it

Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom

by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021

Busted Condom Headass

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time

Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass

by Soji77 June 18, 2021

Group-condom

A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends

a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom

by sturmsey June 23, 2021