Skip to main content

Covidcoon

The Covid-19 induced protective depressive state or mental cocoon from which 7 out of 10 adults suffer. By existing in a state where you feel you did not want to go out to a bar get together with friends, or go to a crowded sporting event, it does not matter to reduced larva brain that is getting you through the protective social barrier that is protecting your body from illness in hopes to emerge the social butterfly you never were anyway.
Oh man, dude has not logged on to FB in 2 months, he is in a total covidcoon. Shit, dude had a total meltdown from bottling it all up in his covidcoon for soon long. The literal weight a person gained that now surrounds them due to inactivity
by montco montco man September 27, 2020
mugGet the Covidcoon mug.

Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.
Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020
mugGet the Covid's Metamorphoses mug.
Related Words

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
mugGet the COVID raise mug.

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
mugGet the COVID raise mug.

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
mugGet the COVID raise mug.

Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
by Fast Phily October 7, 2020
mugGet the Covided mug.

Covid chimney

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney
by anonymous October 8, 2020
mugGet the Covid chimney mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email