Clean throat

Asking if someone has a clean throat means, is like asking if they have ever had oral sex before

"So I asked if she had a clean throat, she said yes so then I asked if i could have her throat virginity, then I got a blow job."

by Tootie Angel November 13, 2009

Cieva

A nub

Omg that guy is totally a cieva.

by yumean June 21, 2011

Polish Cleaner

A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:

To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..

This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"

DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.

" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"

by Caitycat September 27, 2009

dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that mean's you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold aymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean."

by jersey girl in wyoming January 16, 2011

clean and jerk

masturbating while using a disinfectant wipe, to ensure cleanliness pre and post masturbation.

Steve didn't want to leave a mess while watching porn, so he pulled out is KFC wet wipes and did a clean and jerk.

by orilykid August 19, 2010

Clean Sweep

When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.

Mary: "Damnit Todd, that toilet paper is fucking expensive! Stop eating it!"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Clean Hi Five

the act of giving a roommate, who is sleeping on the top bunk, a high five while hooking up or banging a chick. The Hi Five must be given with the hand not used for fondling of the vagina or penis.

Yo man I was going to give you a clean hi five last night, but you fell asleep.

by J Faws October 19, 2006