chris brown

every thing that makes you smile and kiss the your fucking screen till its broken so you fix it and keep kissing the screen and its broken again and again and again !

its also use to catch a boy for your self and your future marriage life

girl: hey you

guy : fuck off girl i have a girl friend

girl: wanna get some chris brown

guy: girl give me some of that shit

by IDKWTFTS June 11, 2018

Chris' Mom

Will bake you Cookies, if you treat her right. She is a mother by day but a street walker by night!

Man these Cookies from Chris' Mom are tasty....

by agentbubba January 12, 2012

Chris Crocker

Who?

Me: Who the hell is Chris Crocker?
Other guy: No idea, some fag on youtube or something.

by dayyyyyym August 12, 2008

Chris Henry

Probably one of the badest men to ever wear the Orange and Black. Known for liking the chronic, buying alcohol for underage girls, and DUI's. Soon to be one of the best recievers in the league while reppin the who-dey. Someone I want to hang out with.

Yo, nate we rollin out on 26's in da lade with our boy Chris Henry.

by CH15 September 22, 2006

Chris Brown

to beat the shit out of someone

dont make me go Chris Brown on you!

by LauraWilde February 11, 2009

anti-chris

An adjective used to describe every character except Chris on Everybody Hates Chris.

Dad: Good morning son.
Chris: Good morning anti-chris, I mean Dad.
Dad: What did you say to me, faggot?
Chris: Nothingdadpleasedontbeatme

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. September 08, 2015

john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

by aye.9903619 March 08, 2017