Çhode

A çhode is a gal who knows she's fly, and is also known as a çhoddess
Always scooting' round, being cool

You can't get with this çhodey ass

Damn, did you see that girl playing the harp?
Yeah, dude, she's a real fuckin çhode.

by Roddess March 4, 2018

Chode Monkey

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.

by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019

Sistine Chapel

the act of creaming the thick layers of the cuntasoris

Joe: "I sistine chapeled that Huck girl last night."
Cody: "REALLY? how was she?!?"
Joe: "Just alright"

by The Pussy Monster meOWW January 2, 2011

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

chode

a short, fat dick

Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.

by **** *** September 10, 2003

chode

when a dude is hung like a tuna can

dude i have a chode

by mobli home October 23, 2008

Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 7, 2010