canadian flag 

1) The national flag of Canada. Two vertical red stripes with a maple leaf in the center. Generic and uncreative.

2) Something that American tourists do NOT place on their backpacks when they go touring in Europe. The only people poor enough to afford to travel to another country with backpacks instead of luggage are college students and Canadians.

1) Canadian flags can often be found in general blue-collar trash havens, such as hockey games, wrestling matches, and Montrael.

2) Canadian: "You Americans are hated so much in Europe that you sew Canadian flags on your backpack, eh?"
American: "That'd be a waste of time even if we did it, because they can tell we aren't Canadian by the fact that we are actually wearing clothes that aren't plaid or jean jackets."

canadian flag by The Sub February 4, 2005

Canadian history 

Used to refer to something very sad that should be forgotten.

John's death is like Canadian History.

Canadian history by Riptides February 4, 2010

Canadian steamer ham sandwich 

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

Canadian steamer ham sandwich by zsherm February 25, 2007

canadian rules 

While in High School in Buffalo, NY - wew used the terms "canadian rules" to indicate to others that whatever was going to happen next would not discussed with anyone back in the USA. There is a certain amount of protocol - in that you have to call it in advance.

While dropping your spunk on a Canadian's nose - you would call "canadian rules" so that your girls in the US would never hear about it.

canadian rules by PNBoehm September 15, 2004

Canadian Flagpatch 

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.

U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?

Canadian Flagpatch by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009

Canadian Pig 

An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.

We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.

Canadian Pig by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010

Canadian Nap 

The sleepy fuse that ignites a powder keg of angst among a country's citizens.

The TTC might have thought the recession was trouble but now they've got a canadian nap on their hands.

Some call the Balkans the powder keg of WWI but a canadian nap was what really set off the war.

Canadian Nap by CR4321 November 13, 2011