“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”
by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021
Get the Brown Cakemug. by p_lo September 16, 2006
Get the horse is brownmug. The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
by khaytsus September 29, 2011
It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.
by StoryGod June 3, 2014
Get the alex the brownmug. by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017
Get the Browns Fanmug. by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017
Get the Brown Tippermug. by Joehobo March 15, 2017
Get the toasty brownmug.