brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 11, 2008

Brown Road

The act of taking a dump in a line on the back of your sex partner.

Dude you won't believe this girl i met last night. She let me give her a brown road!

by fatboythuggin11 July 30, 2009

alex the brown

It's when you become a legend of being penetrated in the ass by many horses and surviving while your asshole is filled with cum.

Alex the Brown survived the massive horse dick.

by StoryGod June 03, 2014

Browns Fan

Someone who never gives up...even in a time of no hope whatsoever.

Stacy's a real Browns Fan is she thinks they are going to be able to come back and win...

by FlickerBoot September 07, 2017

Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.

I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.

by Eaton Holgoode December 02, 2017

brown beacon

The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.

I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.

by khaytsus September 29, 2011

Brown bishop

To shake someone's hand after you've had your finger poke through toilet paper. Not usually done for real, just spoken to disgust your victim.

Dude, smell your hand. I just gave you a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 October 21, 2007