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boss move

n. - 1. typically imitating a move or action widely accepted as a common physical act done by an individual that smells like an 1800's shithouse. Generally touching one's gentiles while simultaneously rubbing one's nipple and disgustingly flicking one's tongue crudely.

n. - 2. a generally upstanding 'cool' individual, accidentally or naively acting in a manner common to that of gherkin-wristed cockpeddler. In short, acting like an asshole you know would act.
Wow! Colonel Tushfinger that sure was a funny ass boss move when you jumped on that stack of lumber and acted like that pussy waffle truck driver Ron.

Hey Larry, I know you are my best friend and all, but that sure was a boss move when you made my mom finger blast your shit box and got caught by my dad.
by TittyfaceJenkins May 2, 2011
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fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.
Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!
by Marisela July 25, 2004
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boss cunt

Noun; the best type of cunt, and the cuntiest type of boss.
If somebody is a boss cunt. They are better than you.
Look at that guy. He is a boss cunt.
by Sam Cole June 23, 2008
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Boss Status

1.the higher level of baller status, if you make lots of money, are very good at a certain skill or get a certain achievement you may use "boss status" or call yourself "boss status"

2.describing something that is above baller status
1. "man im so boss status at halo 3"

2. " man that movie was so boss status"
by DaGoFdAmAd March 30, 2009
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boss babe

a term created by nibbi’s of twitter to basically call their idols cool or something but it comes to be one of the cringiest shit to ever exist
by higherskissy June 9, 2022
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blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.
My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.
by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018
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Bosse

Bosse is the drummer for the popular houston area band Cereal Box Heroes. He plays fast, lively, up beat drums with a mix of everything.
man 1: dude did you hear that solo by bosse yesterday?
man 2:yes it was amazing, he inspires me to be as awesome as him.
by drummerdude November 14, 2007
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