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the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.
by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022
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arms broken

used to describe the feeling when something so awkward or unbelievable happens, you don't know how to react; can be emphasized by elaborating on the state of your arms (i.e. they shattered into a million pieces)
After Morgan got reprimanded by her teacher, she stood there with her arms broken.
by venusbelov January 26, 2023
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A Broken

Usually a political tragic or rusted on who believes and compulsively retweets and repeats obviously ridiculous partisan talking points and idiotic conspiracy theories on twitter or other social media like useful idiots. A broken does this compulsively and will cause their friends and relatives to shun them bc they have something missing in their lives or are somehow broken in some way
He 's a broken, retweeted that MAGA conspiracy theory even though it's easily disproven by a couple of google searches, but he wont let go, he's broken
by Bokobouy June 18, 2023
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Stone cold broke

Not having loot. None. Especially when the state of being stone cold broke is not typical for the individual who finds themself stove cold broke.
Spent all my money on dope and now I'm stone cold broke.
by New York Knifedealer June 22, 2018
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The Foam That Broke The Camel's Back

A bad, airy, non-defined business idea that you think of to distract yourself from doing work you are meant to be doing even when you already have 5 businesses on the go and 100 ideas in the works.
"Hey man, what are you up to?"
"Doing my tax return. Hey, do you think I could make a product where you completely fill the inside of a car with foam and it cleans while it dissolves?"
"Dude, that'd be the foam that broke the camel's back"
by slimtotheshady July 8, 2018
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Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.
Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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Neil the Broken yute

Oh shit it’s neil the Broken yute
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
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