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blue veined junket pumper 

she took a hold of my 'blue veined junket pumper'.......
A term used to describe a sexually frustrated, older woman.
"That's not a cougar, that's a blue nun".
blue nun by amazingme February 12, 2010

Blue Ball Shuffle 

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
Blue Ball Shuffle by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010

Blue Eyes White Dragon 

When you cum in the eyes of a a blue-eyed girl.
- Yo ima blue eyes white dragon that bitch.

- I Blue Eyes White Dragon Jessica. She lost her sight

blue bird 

a blue bird is a police helicopter.
fucking blue bird been following us all day!
blue bird by chewy510 June 11, 2006

Blue Screen of Death  

Blue screen of death is god's subliminal "I FUCKING HATE YOU" message.
God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*

Have a nice day. *angels sing*