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shasta mountain blowjob 

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!
" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!
when woman...suck constantly on a mans cock..intil they reach orgasm...always enjoy this action...make sure to wray your whole tongue around the cock..never missing a section...make sure to always deepthroat it..kinly message those balls...my fav!!!.......when sucking the guys cock...change your speeed...always swallow with pride
me and my man always walk around the house naked...its the rule...when he was sitting in a chair watching tv he fell asleep....with HIS LEGS WIDE OPEN.....i knelt down...rubbed is balls smirked and he awoke getting a fuckin blowjob...HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST BLOWJOB EVER....we ended up having sex in the chair
blowjob by crdkdm August 7, 2007
a sexual act performed by women who don't mind choking on an ugly cock and getting absolutely no pleasure out of it because they need to conform to the virtuous whore double standard that has come to be expected of women.
No, I'm not giving you a blowjob because I have another hole specifically designed to accommodate your penis.
blowjob by fleshlickinglady May 18, 2005

New York blowjob 

When someone gets fucked in the ass (without a condom), then gives that person a blowjob while the guy's dick still has fecal matter on it.
Mike (to all of his buddies): I met this really nasty girl at the bar the other night. As it turns out, she was so kinky, she gave me a New York blowjob.
New York blowjob by JPCfromTX April 29, 2009

polish blowjob 

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"
I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.
polish blowjob by jtinax3 April 1, 2008

Blowjob Crew 

A group of 5-20 children ranging ages to 7-15, that where gangster style clothing and try to act "Gangsta" and try cause trouble, it is also a type of "lose" gang where the young children have a certain "Hang-Out" otherwise known as "turf", these groups are usually disbanded when it is time to go home or there is another engagement where a member has to split from the group. Blowjob Crews never have a consistent amount of people and the numbers are always changing. Most Blowjob Crews like too just look "Gangsta" and don't try to cause trouble or intimidate anyone. Blowjob Crews, in many cases, hate other Blowjob Crews, but in rare cases Blowjob Crews have been know to join to make a bigger Blowjob Crews and sometimes they ally with one another letting the other pass though with out intimidation or harm. Blowjob Crew usually patrol there "turf" from other Blowjob Crews or walk aimlessly around. Blowjob Crew are usually looked down on as a "poser" gangs, but some people have come to embrace this as a part of who they are. See "BJ Crew". (I take full credit in the description and the invention of this definition, Alex Moe is my friend and stole it from me...this is the true definition thank you)
"My God! This is a huge Blowjob Crew I'm going home!"

Moe: "You wanna form a Blowjob Crew and get some friends and hang-out or walk around?"
Katcher: "Sure man!"

Blowjob Crew 1: HEY, YOU GUYS SUCK!!!
Blowjob Crew 2: OH YEAH, SUCK MY DICK!!
(Fight may breakout depending on the violentness of each individual person in the Blowjob Crew 1 and 2)
Blowjob Crew by Joseph Catanzaro September 20, 2006