Bester

When you or a subject is better than best.

You are bester than me

by AyAyRon222 July 19, 2017

better-makers

Human beings passionately obsessed with the pursuit of making things better!... businesses, products, processes, people, places, and and and... no matter how cool or shitty they are to start with, better is better!!!

The CEO contracted with a team of better-makers to assist him to shift his business to becoming a company behaving awesomely, a place where employee experience is exceptional and innovation is ground breaking.

by Still Human October 5, 2017

Beateria

When you beat your dick so hard you shit yourself!

Every time she gives me a rusty trombone I get explosive beateria!

by Forshits&gigs November 20, 2017

beffers

Best friend.

I went out with the beffers this weekend.

by Encontrando Dre May 21, 2018

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018

betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 6, 2018