feather bed

Sticking a feather duster firmly in your anus and grinding on someone until they climax

My boyfriend just gave me a feather bed :D

by Stricklandy September 8, 2016

fnaf bed

to lay with Amanda on the fnaf bed

"Let's do the fnaf bed tonight"

by Fakerac May 17, 2020

shoot the bed

amazing phrase that austin mahone's computer and savieeclairemay made up on the twitterverse. it could mean anything.

gosh darn just shoot the bed already

by MimiMahone May 19, 2012

breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

by Scatcap September 14, 2007

blow up bed

You put your mouth tightly around someone's asshole and blow until you're out of breath.

I gave John a blow up bed last night, he's still at the hospital.

by Beastie Boys AU February 7, 2015

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Bed Hair

the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds

Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week

by Bucko February 6, 2003