beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

Boaster Coaster

One who brags, or boasts a lot.

Van is such a Boaster Coaster.

Christyan is such a Boaster Coaster.

Brandon is such a Boaster Coaster.

by I'm Tyler Day. August 17, 2011

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

bensteretsneb

The sexiest man in history. Quite often mistaken with "Taylor Swift" for unmentioned reasons, he has a scrotum larger than the average elephants.

Wow, did you see that elephant, he's almost as large as bensteretsneb!

by notbensteretsneb December 17, 2013

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017