base

Another way to say "I owned you" or in gaming-talk, "I pwnd you!"

1. An act of dominating an opponent.
2. To win a round in a game.
3. To be better at something than someone else.
4. To beat an opponent while displaying a high degree of skill and style.

1. Dude! I just based your face!
2. Headshot. Based.
3. You have just been based!

by shiruken X April 13, 2006

hamden baseball

hamden baseball is a great way to watch the great players in our youth baseball point in case the 11 yr old state championship go to notre dame of west haven. The ones who do go to hamden either make the team cuz their parents are important or they will get cut because the coach doesnt know their parents

this is why our hamden baseball team sucks

by hb#12 November 9, 2008

first base

south west corner of the field providing ample opportunity to declare players "OUT" and prevent them from scoring a home run.

10 Byrds landed on first base

by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003

base

{adi.}: describes something or someone that sucks or blows; is lame, stupid, dumb, weak, boring, gimp, pathetic, or annoying.

1. kid: "do we have math hw?"
teacher: "yes."
kid: "damn, that's BASE."

2. "kiera cheated on her bu, she's hella base."

3. "this fieldtrip is base-i'm sooooo bored."

by virtual drugz March 18, 2008

Baseball

The poor man's Cricket.

How Baseball was created:

You wanna play cricket?

Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.

No one has a bat.

Is that a stick lying on the ground?

by the_last_vestage_of_truth June 1, 2010

100000000th base

the act of doing a dangerous amount of meth and having oral sex with george bush sodomizing him with WMDs on top of 10 gay minorities in the middle of Times Square. Then you will proceed to jackoff on a gray squirrel and then fuck it nonstop for two days. Once you are done, you will wipe your dick on every nun's face and eventually it will get warts. When you get the warts proceed to suck your own dick repeatedly until you blow a hole through your head and fuck that hole cut off your balls throw them at your granparents and fuck them then fuck their little chihuahua and eat taco shit while fucking your own bleeding balls then explode an asshole in your mouth and you die. This is the most amazing feat you can possibly acheive. Congratulations

When asked by St. Peter what he has done in his life Bob says: Well, I dealt drugs, raped babies, and fucked my parents and sister on top of a pile of monkey shit, but I did get to 100000000th base last night.

St. Peter: Welcome to heaven champ.

by grandpa fuckhead August 9, 2010

Baseball

The sport with the highest paid players and the wealthiest teams. The Kansas City Royals (One of the worst teams in the MLB) have a higher payroll than the Miami Heat. I love Baseball anyway!

Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"

Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"

by Brandon Wilson ^_^ January 30, 2007