The art of throttling-up a ferocious batch of explosive diarrhea and unceremoniously splatterblasting the unsavory cauldron of liquid shit, all across a lover's unsuspecting chest. Commonly regarded as the preferred method of "deputizing" wannabee gangstas, as fake affiliates, into non-existant gangs, throughout the Southwestern United States, especially San Diego.

Shit, crap, steamer, diarrhea stinkin badges

Stinkin Badges by Gadeanz June 25, 2014

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spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

spaz badger by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

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Money Badger

The Money Badger is the most gangster animal in the animal kingdom.
It just takes what it wants, and has no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
Nothing can stop the Money Badger when it's patrollin.
The Money Badger does the work, and all the other animals just get the scraps.

Those boys just rolled through here like Money Badgers!.They don't give a shit!

Money Badger by C. Money Badger June 23, 2016

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Red Badger

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

Red Badger by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017

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